THE ITCH to be a leader

(Paul Ryan)

You should have seen Palin's face when I told her she couldn't speak at the GOP Convention.

(Mitt Romney and Paul Ryan)

Clear the road... I'm SIXTEEN!

(Paul Ryan)

As Jesus said, "Are there no prisons? Are there no workhouses?." At least I think that was Jesus

(Paul Ryan)

Mitt the Twit Rick the Prick

They're both right

(Rick Perry and Mitt Romney)

To be honest, "biggest brown-noser" and "most likely to succeed" should always be the same person.