You should have seen Palin's face when I told her she couldn't speak at the GOP Convention.
(Mitt Romney and Paul Ryan)
Clear the road... I'm SIXTEEN!
As Jesus said, "Are there no prisons? Are there no workhouses?."
At least I think that was Jesus
Mitt the Twit
Rick the Prick
They're both right
(Rick Perry and Mitt Romney)
To be honest, "biggest brown-noser" and "most likely to succeed" should always be the same person.
Now that Wisconsin Representative Paul Ryan is on the Mittens ticket, Googlers 'round the world are getting down to the important issues.