(Angela Merkel)

Curses! My Horcruxes are leaking again...

(Angela Merkel)

the rest of europe sucks

(Angela Merkel)

Lookin' sehr in Mode, Bundeskanzlerin Angela Merkel!

"WIMIN, THEY CAN'T DRIVE AMIRITE? OM NOM NOM LADYMADE SAMMICH"

Which is a direct quote from the mayor of the town of Triberg, Germany, who has recently introduced wider parking spaces specifically labled "frauenparkplatz," or "women's parking spots." While mayor Gallus Strobel maintains his idea is all in good fun and to direct tourism towards the small Black Forest town. However, one can't help but wonder if his wisdom of "any publicity is good publicity" applies here or if he's just a giant douche.

I think your coat might have something to do with it, Angela Merkel.

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