Indiana Cain and the Lost Debate

(Herman Cain)

Heard it here first, folks.

Added a little context to Rick Perry's latest commercial.

Yes, yes, this is how elections should be decided from now on. By the purrletariot, not the aristocats. All power to the kittehs!

"So We Are Agreed Then... ...Dig Him Up and Run Him Again"

(Ronald Reagan)

SECONDS LATER Someone ran up the center aisle and threw a sledgehammer at him.