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A democratic president. With his hands on his own wife. Watch carefully Bill.
Sir. For the last time, the flag is not going to say hello back.
I agree. Kissing the butt of every Republican in Washington, while at the same time criticizing, bashing, and alienating my Democratic base is a brilliant political strategy for me.
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