Tee off in 10... IM THE F'IN PRESIDENT SON!
A democratic president. With his hands on his own wife. Watch carefully Bill.
Sir. For the last time, the flag is not going to say hello back.
I agree. Kissing the butt of every Republican in Washington, while at the same time criticizing, bashing, and alienating my Democratic base is a brilliant political strategy for me.
Fierce Advocate of Fixing It Later.
NOT THOSE CHEAP PENNIES I'M TALKIN' MUTHUH F*IN' QUARTERS.
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