The Lazy Bunch

IMPROVING RELATIONS WITH CHINA

(Barack Obama)

Yes, this is a real advertisement for Michigan Representative Pete Hoekstra that really aired during the Super Bowl in Michigan.

... Yep, and that's a real Chinese-American actress who agreed to speak in an ungrammatical ching-chong accent while riding a bicycle with a straw hat. What year is this? Is there a new Charlie Chan movie coming out or something?

I love this game at parties!

We censored the internet
before it was cool

Yao Ming gets roasted by Chinese government... every joke is a version of "How's the air up there?"

This slide must have been particularly horrifying or else I don't know what justified her in letting out that kind of a noise.