NO BAD KIM JONG IL STAY OUTSIDE! SHH!

(Kim Jong-Il)

Possession of fewer than 7 cats for purrsonal use is a meowsdemeanor.

Hairball!

(Ronald Reagan and George H.W. Bush)

I'm sorry but even if we denied cats their cheezeburger subsidies, california will still be in debt.

(Arnold Schwarzenegger)

...So in ancient Egypt they worshipped cats? Yes. And now they want me back in power.

(Stephen Colbert, Christianne Aman-purr)