A nine-year-old Main Coon kitty cat is running as an independent candidate for Virginia's open senate seat. According to his website,
hank the cat
Breaking News - We are completely out of news
Breaking News - Cat buys News & Runs own stories
Just confirms my theory that cats not only rule the internet, but also the very universe itself.
THE OUTCOME OF ALLOWING INTERNET VOTING
Ow, ow, ow.......ow.....ow, ow.....ow, ow, ow....
Yes, yes, this is how elections should be decided from now on. By the purrletariot, not the aristocats. All power to the kittehs!