I swear, one more Bieber song, and I'm nuking Canada!
Yesterday was Canada Day! What am I thankful to Canada for? Poutine! Fries with gravy with cheese curds courtesy of our lovely neighbors in The True North! (How is it America didn't think of this first?!)
It worked so perfectly, I thought it was fake!
YOU KNOW NOW TO GET TO CANADA, EH?
Canada versus America in a two-man tug-of-war. Won't spoil how this one comes out, but I will spend the rest of the day shaking and crying over lost faith in my country.