If only I hadst but placed a silver circlet upon her finger, for verily did I enjoy it.
I shall call it... FACEBOOK!
The cops are at the door. Flush this down the toilet, NOW!
She paid for college by donating her eggs.
Hmmm..... ... I should get this looked at.
Yes.....Yes Sir..... Have you tried turning it off and on again?
WE'VE DONE IT!! WE'VE FOUND THE ISLAND OF NYMPHOMANIACS AFRAID OF LONG TERM COMMITMENT!!