ONE THING THEY NEVER MENTION IN MOST VERSIONS OF THE LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD STORY IS THAT GRANDMA AND THE WOLF HAD MET BEFORE.

WTF! That little girl is picking Abe Lincoln's pocket

I SAY, SMEDLEY. THIS MAY BE THE WORST CASE OF SYPHILLIS I'VE EVER SEEN.

GOTTA HAVE MY BOWL GOTTA HAVE SURREAL

I hear the screams of the damned! Can you hear them at home, kiddos?

Oh, yes. This will cost extra.