Darling? Be a dear and go kill the neighbor He's wearing Crocs and socks again.
And your sister. And your other sister, and your other sister!
Miss Johnson, the note on my test said "See Me."
The birdies will be here soon. You won't feel much!
Honey, I think we should be doing something about that fire behind us.
Arlene realized she had pulled the foot-rest lever on the recliner way, way too fast.
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