There is No Offense Greater

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Darling? Be a dear and go kill the neighbor He's wearing Crocs and socks again.

You, Out the Window!

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And your sister. And your other sister, and your other sister!

You've Been a Bad Boy

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You've Been a Bad Boy
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Miss Johnson, the note on my test said "See Me."

No Time For Love

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Honey, I think we should be doing something about that fire behind us.

Ejector Seat

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Arlene realized she had pulled the foot-rest lever on the recliner way, way too fast.