So you say I got "man hands".
No one noticed Bob preemptively digging graves...
Okay, okay- I'll sign the pay raise forms
Albert's time-outs were more exciting than most children's...He got to face AWAY from the wall.
Oh How Embarrassing! I Thought You Said "Show Me Your Shooters"!
Not the virgins the terrorists were expecting
Discipline problems quickly became a thing of the past after the Holy Sisterhood of Clint Eastwood took over the teaching duties