Sixth grade humor. What's long, hard and cylindrical, and has seamen shooting out of it?
Breaking News - Bold door to door salesman makes first contact!
Mommy, I'm tired of drinking milk all the time. I want a tall glass of single-malt scotch too!
Soon enough, dear!
I'll show that pigeon!
Coffee, tea or me?
Cindy, fetch the cheeseburgers. We're gonna give it what it wants and hope it goes away.