Is there really any need to explain this?
Wow, this is for me? Honest?! No foolin?! No, I'm just kidding, this is mine. You get a pack of overly salted peanuts.
Thanks Mom and Dad. I really wanted an iPod, but what the hell.
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Sixth grade humor. What's long, hard and cylindrical, and has seamen shooting out of it?