Sixth grade humor. What's long, hard and cylindrical, and has seamen shooting out of it?
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Mommy, I'm tired of drinking milk all the time. I want a tall glass of single-malt scotch too!
Soon enough, dear!
So, it's settled. Tea at my house later ... Bring the whip...
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Mom, you're so right! Getting stoned first makes housework AMAZING!