Wow, this is for me? Honest?! No foolin?! No, I'm just kidding, this is mine. You get a pack of overly salted peanuts.
I don't know why your wasting your time Fred... these things will never go anywhere!
Thanks Mom and Dad. I really wanted an iPod, but what the hell.
Cindy, fetch the cheeseburgers. We're gonna give it what it wants and hope it goes away.
Coffee, tea or me?
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