Also, No Sandwich. Ever.

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Speaking on behalf of ALL women, it's not gonna happen - we had a meeting.

Breakfast Proposition

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Breakfast Proposition
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Hey, darlin', how would you like your eggs in the morning? UNfertilized, thanks!

Easy Fix

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Found the problem. There is a train stuck in the tire.