Duh! I'm that frilled dinosaur from Jurassic Park, but like steampunk! This will KILL at Comic-Con!
Jules Verne Presents: Dr. Strangelove, circa 1898
Now son...that is how you cook a marshmellow!
Remember...A refrigerator isn't a place for children to play. It's a place to punish them when they've strayed from the righteous path.