Journal entry - day 134 so far the daily attempts to kill myself have failed. I remain optimistic about today's attempt.
Television is going to feature entertainment you cannot imagine. But you'll need to be liquored up to endure most of it.
INTRODUCING: THE FAPMASTER 2000
Early politicians had to pass the "Hot-Air" and "Blow-Hard" tests before running for office
Ye old robot come here! sixonefive72
Really, "Klaatu Barada Nikto" is all you need to know. The rest is boring science junk...