Yo mama so fat she is a non newtonian liquid
TIME TO CHECK MY FACEBOOK lol
Never make another sandwich! Thanks to the marvels of modern technology the new IBM Sandwich Maker 3000 virtually eliminates sandwich preparation time!
i use internet explorer
THIS IS GREAT! NOW WE DON'T NEED TO CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT WHEN THE CAT GETS STUCK IN THE TREE.
TECHNOLOGY CORRUPTS FAITH.
And they never made it to Hogwarts...