monday not nearly as fun fun fun as friday
You see a girl with gold hair pass by? B*tch ate my porridge.
Yes! That's exactly right, i Phone. I want "rickets" for the Mets game. Please! Give me 4 CHILDHOOD VITAMIN DEFICIENCIES for the Mets game.
This is why we cant have nice things
As they gaze upon us propelling these devices in a distinctly undulating fashion, one may surely ascertain the animosity that may be generated in the breast of the viewer.
TECHNOLOGY CORRUPTS FAITH.