Trying to make a phone call from Grandma's house. What the hell is this thing?
SEGWAY research laboratory.
This is great. You don't have to get strip-searched to take the train. I guess trains are too old-fashioned even for terrorists.
And so he took to the skies to escape the zombies below. In retrospect it was a poor plan.
Look, Helga! The Nazis are compensating again.
FBI pinups miss phone-tap, 1951
Their one mistake? Underestimating how FAT the future would be.