Early politicians had to pass the "Hot-Air" and "Blow-Hard" tests before running for office

Aww yes, this one should help us get jiggy with it

This is why we cant have nice things

You see a girl with gold hair pass by? B*tch ate my porridge.

Really, "Klaatu Barada Nikto" is all you need to know. The rest is boring science junk...

monday not nearly as fun fun fun as friday

early mobile phones werent all that mobile