Really, "Klaatu Barada Nikto" is all you need to know. The rest is boring science junk...
History of the practice of... Blowing Nintendo Cartridges
See what you did, Schmidt? This is why the Reich can never have nice things!
TELEVISION it doesn't rot your brain, it takes it. Plain and simple.
Thanks Mom and Dad. I really wanted an iPod, but what the hell.