Badges? We don't need no stinking badges
Journal entry - day 134 so far the daily attempts to kill myself have failed. I remain optimistic about today's attempt.
With this amazing device, we eventually hope, to be able to add funny captions to any photograph!
Television is going to feature entertainment you cannot imagine. But you'll need to be liquored up to endure most of it.
TESLA his idea for a home reading lamp never caught on.
Aaawww...what cute little ladies you are! Maybe someday we'll let you have one without push pedals!