Early prank calls. Excuse me... do you have Prince Albert in a can?
~ SQUEALS ON WHEELS ~ the ultimate babysitting tool: just strap 'em on and give 'em a push - downhill!
Crime Scene Investigation in the 1950's was a lot more complicated.
Look, Agnes, it's Hawthorne. And he's compensating again.
Now son...that is how you cook a marshmellow!
THE THREE LAWS OF ROBOTICS don't apply to forced blowjobs