Please don't view Peter too harshly. He pulls his d*ck out in class.
"But what's wrong with an AOL email address?"
Needless to say, Theresa's new prosthetic hand will NOT be paid for by the Little Sisters of Charity hospital fund.
I don't like your attitude. I'll be having nun of that.
The way I see it, school is just a place for your son to be until he's old enough for prison.
Miss Johnson, the note on my test said "See Me."
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