You Ain't Savin' College Money. You Savin' Bail Money...

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The way I see it, school is just a place for your son to be until he's old enough for prison.

And That Ruling is Final! WHAP!! Ow.

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And That Ruling is Final! WHAP!! Ow.
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Needless to say, Theresa's new prosthetic hand will NOT be paid for by the Little Sisters of Charity hospital fund.

Your Son Has F**kin' Issues...

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Please don't view Peter too harshly. He pulls his d*ck out in class.

Nun of Your Business

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Nun of Your Business
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I don't like your attitude. I'll be having nun of that.

You've Been a Bad Boy

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You've Been a Bad Boy
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Miss Johnson, the note on my test said "See Me."

Get With the Times

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Get With the Times
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"But what's wrong with an AOL email address?"