Needless to say, Theresa's new prosthetic hand will NOT be paid for by the Little Sisters of Charity hospital fund.
Miss Johnson, the note on my test said "See Me."
Please don't view Peter too harshly. He pulls his d*ck out in class.
I don't like your attitude. I'll be having nun of that.
The way I see it, school is just a place for your son to be until he's old enough for prison.
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