Please don't view Peter too harshly. He pulls his d*ck out in class.
The way I see it, school is just a place for your son to be until he's old enough for prison.
I don't like your attitude. I'll be having nun of that.
Miss Johnson, the note on my test said "See Me."
Needless to say, Theresa's new prosthetic hand will NOT be paid for by the Little Sisters of Charity hospital fund.
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