BEHOLD! The internet god had awakened and the trolls were cleansed...
" Quick... Get the Visine!..."
THE INTERGALACTIC FRISBEE CHAMPIONSHIP OF 2317 WAS SO POORLY ATTENDED, THE EVENT WAS NEVER REPEATED.
I just swept there! What is that on your shoe?! Oh my God! I work all day to keep this place nice and this is the thanks I get!