That space b*tch just stole our fusion core!
ATTACK OF THE KILLER CONJUNCTIVITIS FROM THE PLANET PINK-EYE.
THE INTERGALACTIC FRISBEE CHAMPIONSHIP OF 2317 WAS SO POORLY ATTENDED, THE EVENT WAS NEVER REPEATED.
THERE! RIGHT THERE! Oh for cryin' out loud, George, you won't find a better parking spot than that one! Just ONE MORE circle around the planet.
Even though you're living on some distant planet, there's no reason you can't look amazing!
It's good to know that even with advanced technology and space travel available, fashion remains sensible.