That space b*tch just stole our fusion core!
Even though you're living on some distant planet, there's no reason you can't look amazing!
It's good to know that even with advanced technology and space travel available, fashion remains sensible.
ATTACK OF THE KILLER CONJUNCTIVITIS FROM THE PLANET PINK-EYE.
...and maybe, just maybe, someone will tell us where they parked the damn spaceship.