THE INTERGALACTIC FRISBEE CHAMPIONSHIP OF 2317 WAS SO POORLY ATTENDED, THE EVENT WAS NEVER REPEATED.
Even though you're living on some distant planet, there's no reason you can't look amazing!
It's good to know that even with advanced technology and space travel available, fashion remains sensible.
" Quick... Get the Visine!..."
BEHOLD! The internet god had awakened and the trolls were cleansed...