How can dat be? Youse ain't got no flesh.

A mummy, a witch and a zombie walk into a bar . . .

Oh great. Looks like Grim Reaper has been into the spirits again!

That's it! I'm dropping the skeleton and getting a GPS.

When I grow up I want to be a supermodel too.

Honestly Bill...Do you think I'm too thin?

I knew I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue

SKELETON SECURITY because guard dogs are too mainstream