Lois is starting to question her choice of weight-loss programs
A mummy, a witch and a zombie walk into a bar . . .
Oh great. Looks like Grim Reaper has been into the spirits again!
SKELETON SECURITY because guard dogs are too mainstream
That's it! I'm dropping the skeleton and getting a GPS.
When I grow up I want to be a supermodel too.
I knew I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue