Blessed art thou... Who catcheth them all.

The first time I saw a penis.

TECHNOLOGY CORRUPTS FAITH.

I say my fine fellow where did you purchase such a delightful hat? Not somewhere you can afford, I can readily assure you.

I found it on eBay It produces a feeling of euphoria... and hallucinations...

LIFEGUARDS OFF DUTY Swim at your own risk

Oh Ye of little faith!