Son beheaded? Why you no "A-headed?" Bring shame on entire dynasty.
This must be 'shopped Colonial rebels using RED lightsabers?
And tell me how long have you been craving this cheezburger?
LEARNING TO COUNT once you get to potato, it gets easier
Incoming message from Hogwarts, Sir Looks important
Great.... The Three Stooges had traveled back to 1760. There goes the neighborhood.