CLAUS TO THE LEFT OF ME, jokers to the right
When the elves went on strike Santa called in the scabs
...and suzie never did acid again. The End
See kids? They DID exist! Once.
Question 6: "A ho is..." A garden implement. A trollop or prostitute. An expression of humor.
Just to make sure you're all stable and of sound mind you will need to sign the Sanity Clause