When we marry, I shall give you feasts most fancy!
Escort Card - May I have the pleasure of escorting you home this evening? If so, keep this card. If not, please may I sit on the fence and see you go by? STRICTLY CONFIDENTIAL.
A simpler time, when horniness superseded child safety.
It's true- They met on-line.
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