You lose, pathetic human. That's odd. I programmed him for STRATEGY. Where did that ATTITUDE come from?

Aww, the childhood memories I have transferred from ram to long term backup at an off site location.

It was supposed to be a girl...but I couldn't find any metal t*ts...

I've got some stale donuts and candy. Humans love stale donuts and candy. If you're lucky, they will take it from your manipulator. Do they bite? I don't want to get bitten mom!

Robot Banditos the villagers f*ed

i dont think this is a good idea nonsense lots of women use mechanical devices for sex

THE INTERGALACTIC FRISBEE CHAMPIONSHIP OF 2317 WAS SO POORLY ATTENDED, THE EVENT WAS NEVER REPEATED.