New idea for character: Jiminy Cricket
THE INTERGALACTIC FRISBEE CHAMPIONSHIP OF 2317 WAS SO POORLY ATTENDED, THE EVENT WAS NEVER REPEATED.
You lose, pathetic human. That's odd. I programmed him for STRATEGY. Where did that ATTITUDE come from?
Don't look at me... I'm hideous.
Man, I am SICK of cleaning up after Joe's parties.
Rosie! More Jaegerbombs! ZZZNnx.
Robot Banditos the villagers f*ed
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It Seemed Like Just Another College Snapchat Story, Then ...
An Alternative Method
Why Don't These 8 Objects Exist in The Real World?
Some Kids Are Evil Geniuses
Photobombing Like a Wrecking Ball
A BART Employee Reaches New Levels of Laziness
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