It Will Give Me Great Pleasure...

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It was supposed to be a girl...but I couldn't find any metal t*ts...

So-I've-Heard!

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i dont think this is a good idea nonsense lots of women use mechanical devices for sex

The Intergalactic Frisbee Contest Was A Massive Failure

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THE INTERGALACTIC FRISBEE CHAMPIONSHIP OF 2317 WAS SO POORLY ATTENDED, THE EVENT WAS NEVER REPEATED.