Hey Martha, phone's ringing. Yeah and my head's ringing from that Vodka last night. Your point?
The difference between crazy and eccentric is how rich you are. She's eccentric.
No, we cannot invite the Symingtons. Way below our class. They insist on buttering their own bread.
Darling, I think that the self-cleaning oven you bought is defective, It's been over two weeks and the kitchen is still filthy.
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