Darling, I think that the self-cleaning oven you bought is defective, It's been over two weeks and the kitchen is still filthy.
Hey Martha, phone's ringing. Yeah and my head's ringing from that Vodka last night. Your point?
No, we cannot invite the Symingtons. Way below our class. They insist on buttering their own bread.
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