Though her name was scratched into many an outhouse wall... Mary still showed a smug sense of satisfaction across her face.

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Bossmode Engaged

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AS MUCH AS CLARISSA WOULD HAVE LOVED TO ACCOMPANY LORD PERCY ON A STROLL THROUGH THE GARDENS, SHE WAS FORCED TO DECLINE HIS INVITATION, FOR - THANKS TO HER VOLUMINOUS SKIRTS - SHE WAS MOMENTARILY UNABLE TO FIND HER LEGS.

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'T Was Then I Realized I'd Been Deceived!

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GET YOUR HEARING CHECKED...MAYBE A FEW LESS FEATHERS....

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Hark! Hast Thou Heard Thy Tale Of The Fowl?

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'Tis Friday! Friday!

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Stradivarius, Guarneri....people can't even pronounce those names. They'll never make it in this business.

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A Pick-up Line For The Proletariat

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I'M SURE I SAID: "BY THE PILLAR AT EIGHT O'CLOCK, I'LL BE HOLDING A WHITE FEATHER."

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Awesome. She's showing her knees!

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As Long As He Doesn't Sparkle...

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You only got a C+ I'm not pinning this up on the fridge

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I REMEMBER WHEN LOL

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More Cowbell!

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If VCR is blinking 12:00...

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