It is as if the more financial security one accumulates, the more dissension one encounters.
Each medal represents a night I didn't wet the bed
Breaking News - Sir Ben Kingsley is a vampire!!
COOL ALLEGORY, BRO!
Moar bros over at BROS!
THE BIGGER THE HAT, THE COOLER THE CAT
That she doth desire the coin in a suitor's purse, I say thee nay... but she holds no discourse with destitute gentlemen.