"Vini Vidi Venti" I came, I saw, I ordered the large coffee at Starbucks.
By the time you get there... you won't be struttin' that ass!!!
Context for anyone who doesn't get it, but language is not safe for work so watch at your own risk: Struttin.
How did you know I liked squirrels?
UNIVERSAL GRAVITATION like my naturally curly hair, it's basically magic
FEAR THE JAMMIES
How to Obtain Happiness
This Conversation Between a 13-Year-Old Coming Out to His ...
The Origin of Millipedes and Centipedes
Celebrities Read Mean Tweets of the Day
This Woman in Need Was Called in to "Clean" a House. It Turns ...
A Burglar Must Flee From the Most Vicious Attack Dog Ever ...
Ex-English Teacher, Now Congressman, Corrects Others Memos
How to Make Every Programmer Your Sworn Enemy
15 Ways The United States Is The Best (At Being The Worst)
The Skeleton That Instagrams Like Every Annoying Person You've ...
Pick Your Site Name
Tell me more