Being on the interstellar washing machine during the spin cycle sounded better than it actually was
Ծ_Ծ Make This Thing Stop..I Gotta Pee
No Matter how hard you scrub, it always, "Ring around the Planet! Ring around the planet!"
The Spanish Inquisition, Westboro Baptist Church, Fox News, and the SECOND Bush presidency?!
Sorry Dad, I'm taking this away from you until you learn to play nice.
"You lazy angel! Get off Uranus!"
10 of the Most Amazing Breakup Texts
The Truth Behind Justin Bieber's Calvin Klein Ad
The Most Private Thing You're Willing to Admit...Is Terrible
Should We Call Rami the Pit Bull Dachshund a Weiner Bull?
The Future is Now: People Experience What it Would Be Like ...
You Can't Unsee This Side of Disney
I Need to Wear a Cat on My Head at All Times Now
The Duality of The Immune System
10 Cats That Are Looking for Love Online
Pick Your Site Name
Tell me more