Trying to make a phone call from Grandma's house. What the hell is this thing?
Alfred Hitchcock's Dial M for Murder
I'm not an alcoholic, alcoholics go to meetings. I'm a drunk, we go to parties.
Imagine that, a time when people spoke to each other on the telephone with the goal of enjoying some good old-fashioned communication. Amazing.
Mom DID tell me not to get footprints on her clean rug. What a neat freak!