Also No Texting While Driving

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Also No Texting While Driving
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Imagine that, a time when people spoke to each other on the telephone with the goal of enjoying some good old-fashioned communication. Amazing.

Crazy, Meet Crazy

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Crazy, Meet Crazy
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I've left him 300 voice mails and he still hasn't called me back. He must be crazy!

Mom Needs to be More Specific

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Mom DID tell me not to get footprints on her clean rug. What a neat freak!

Mom Says "Nevermore"

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Stanley makes a collect caw to his mom.

Let's Get This Party Started

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Let's Get This Party Started
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I'm not an alcoholic, alcoholics go to meetings. I'm a drunk, we go to parties.