Please, tell me more about your kid pooping.

I've left him 300 voice mails and he still hasn't called me back. He must be crazy!

Her constant calls were driving him up the wall

Alfred Hitchcock's "The Birds" deleted scene: Prank Caws

Mom DID tell me not to get footprints on her clean rug. What a neat freak!

I'm not an alcoholic, alcoholics go to meetings. I'm a drunk, we go to parties.

Alfred Hitchcock's Dial M for Murder