Please, tell me more about your kid pooping.
Imagine that, a time when people spoke to each other on the telephone with the goal of enjoying some good old-fashioned communication. Amazing.
Social Networking Changed My Life Now I know about all the parties I wasn't invited to...
I'm not an alcoholic, alcoholics go to meetings. I'm a drunk, we go to parties.
The HORROR! The TERROR! What time will it be for you when the TELEMARKETER calls?