Social Networking Changed My Life Now I know about all the parties I wasn't invited to...
Please, tell me more about your kid pooping.
Trying to make a phone call from Grandma's house. What the hell is this thing?
I'm not an alcoholic, alcoholics go to meetings. I'm a drunk, we go to parties.
I SWEAR TO GOD she better be ordering pizza.
Her constant calls were driving him up the wall
I'm sorry there's no one called the doctor here.