Trying to make a phone call from Grandma's house. What the hell is this thing?
The HORROR! The TERROR! What time will it be for you when the TELEMARKETER calls?
Her constant calls were driving him up the wall
Please, tell me more about your kid pooping.
I SWEAR TO GOD she better be ordering pizza.
I've left him 300 voice mails and he still hasn't called me back. He must be crazy!
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