Any idiot can have a dog.
Jedediah Thumb: Frontiersman and Chihuahua wrangler
My dog is a surrealist
...and you won't believe the dogs in this place!
AFTER A WHILE, TOTO JUST HAD ENOUGH OF DOROTHY'S SHRILL HYSTERICS
My cat...he loleth not.
Cindy, fetch the cheeseburgers. We're gonna give it what it wants and hope it goes away.