PARDON ME MY GOOD SIR WOULD YOU KINDLY GRANT ME ACCESS THROUGH THIS SLIDING PANE OF GLASS SO THAT I MAY CONGREGATE WITH THOSE DELIGHTFUL PIGEON CHAPS OUTDOORS?
I was the only person ever to serve in all three branches of the Federal Government. And the only thing you dorks can remember about me is that damn bathtub.
Good sir! Do you have a place I can 'stache my hat?
K. Kitteh Katterwall, famous archaeologist Discoverer of King Kat's Tomb