Only a top hat for top brass.

Laptops are so mainstream.

OH MY GOD! THAT SAXOPHONE IS KILLING HIM!

How about this one, Susie? "Shake Ya Ass"

"Well, maybe if someone wasn't such a hipster Luddite, we could listen to music made after 1975?"

Before the devil went down to Georgia...he played a few other gigs

One of the reasons the "Big Band Era" ended.