Thanks Mom and Dad. I really wanted an iPod, but what the hell.
BA - DUM - PSHH!
If I could just pull thy shirt a bit lower maddam......but my lord these are inflated manboobs
A POX ON YE, BILLIE JEAN! Must you persist in your claim that I am the one? The child bears no similarity to me, he is not my son!
Let me play for you the song of my people. Don't worry it's only a short one.
My name is Johnny and it might be a sin...