TOUCHING YOURSELF your parents warned you bad things happen when you do it.
The Thing From the Back of the Refrigerator!
I'm a monster... ...until I've had my coffee.
Lord Fortheringill's Gardener realised he had overfed the roses when the Aphids escaped from the garden.
Well well well...no reptile dysfunction here!
Oh, my, God, Becky, look at her butt. It's so big.