Not Organisms! The Other One!!!

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You misheard, vile creature...My wife does not desire multiple organisms.

Love Hurts

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I'm sorry, but it won't work out. You're just too clingy.

Bigger Is Not Always Best

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Lord Fortheringill's Gardener realised he had overfed the roses when the Aphids escaped from the garden.

Face Palm AND Groan!

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And so having dragged the monster from the river, they decided to put it to good use and make sausage from its meat. It was the Beast of Thames, it was the Wurst of Thames.