Due to the high crime rate and increased costs of maintaining leather "The Little Old Woman Who live in Shoe" has added aluminum siding and a security system
Until the very end of the war, it was a well-kept secret that Nazis shrunk if washed in hot water.
See what you did, Schmidt? This is why the Reich can never have nice things!
Ve Haff vays to make you Squawk!!
Oh THAT one... National Spelling Bee 1941!
THE MILE HIGH CLUB What? You didn't know they gave medals?