OK I may have slept with your wives.
Beggin' your pardon sir, but if we're all dressed differently, exactly why is it called a uniform?
No one noticed Bob preemptively digging graves...
Due to the high crime rate and increased costs of maintaining leather "The Little Old Woman Who live in Shoe" has added aluminum siding and a security system
Until the very end of the war, it was a well-kept secret that Nazis shrunk if washed in hot water.