Beggin' your pardon sir, but if we're all dressed differently, exactly why is it called a uniform?
OK I may have slept with your wives.
These are the new recruits, sir. A homeless man, an old man, and a girly man... yeah, we're gonna lose.
"Do a barrel roll," they said. "It will be quite enjoyable," they said.
Ooooohh! Please don't shoot me Mr. Nazi
All I said was NO MORE BOOZE and all hell broke loose...
No one noticed Bob preemptively digging graves...