The Army drives tanks into battle.. ...Marines carry them
No one noticed Bob preemptively digging graves...
NO, BUT SERIOUSLY CHE... I think your face would look good on T-shirts worn by college slackers.
"War with Germany ends in victory, victory leads to peace ... Sometimes ... Sometimes not!!"
These are the new recruits, sir. A homeless man, an old man, and a girly man... yeah, we're gonna lose.
A common military tactic: the booby trap.