I DON'T ALWAYS DRINK, BUT...

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What the hell am I talking about? I'm pretty much sloshed all the time!

The Heart Wants What it Wants

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The Heart Wants What it Wants
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Larry was having a really hard time figuring out how he was going to introduce his new fiance to his family...

Just Another Undercover Bastard

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Running out on me in the middle of the night is bad enough but stealing my blanket while you're at it?!

Also, No Sandwich. Ever.

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Also, No Sandwich. Ever.
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Speaking on behalf of ALL women, it's not gonna happen - we had a meeting.

Marge Didn't Mind

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Marge Didn't Mind
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John was always a little too open about spanking his monkey