I'm looking for my Mom, she went down this hill in her canoe during the gravy flood about two weeks ago.
October is Breast Cancer Awareness Month. I TOLD those scientists they should be finding a cure for breast cancer instead of playing around with that atomic energy nonsense, but NO....
I'll never get up enough nerve to take off this coat and show them my itsy bitsy teeny weeny yellow polka dot bikini.
Dear, Beatrice, what we had was great, but the cello loves me more and has nicer in-laws.
If I listen closely, I can almost hear a purpose for my life.