...Poses as a maid, you say...7 victims so far discovered... uses a hypodermic in the neck...I wouldn't worry, Inspector. We treat whats-her-name almost like one of the family.

Helen could only type 15 words per minute and took six cigarette breaks an hour. But she never failed to get a raise when she asked.

I GAVE THAT WITCH A CAULDRON WITCHES LOVE CAULDRONS

Having good hair is heaps of trouble!

When cross-dressing failed to provide the thrill it once had...Reginald also became a swinger.

I'm looking for my Mom, she went down this hill in her canoe during the gravy flood about two weeks ago.

I said I like intelligent men not talkative ones.