You don't wanna know where the finger sandwiches are!
Momma, you're so smart. You bought the pies at the store, but you're pretending you made them. Shhh... it's our little secret, sweetie.
Never say "Surprise me." to your beautician.
The pizza guy said FREE TOPPINGS if I answer the door dressed like this!!
The end of sandwiches.
I FEED YOU ONE HUSBAND AND YOU COME BACK FOR MORE? WHAT? NOW YOU'RE MY PET?