LEVITATING WOMEN won't work unless they're in bathing suits?

I have no idea what I'm doing. You're hired.

Men always struggled with new ways to peek under the skirt.

If I keep smoking like a chimney, and eating one celery stick a day, I'll be back to my birth weight by July!

SANDWICHES she's just not gonna make 'em anymore.

HOLD STILL BOY! I DON'T WANT THE DOG CATCHING THESE THINGS!

NOSE BOOPS next time, ask the cat how to do it!